Joker’s Candidate Paintball Scoring
I just had a brainstorm. Let’s create a game where everyone uses paintball guns and the person who tags the most political activists wins. Here is my scoring system:
- A candidate — 500 points.
- A spouse of the candidate 75 points.
- Children of a candidate 25 points.
- Unidentified sign waver 100 points
- Mary Souza 1,000 points.
- Kage Mann 500 points
- Bill McCory 500 points
- Larry Spencer 1,000 points
- Thom George 1,000 points
- MamaJD 500 points
- Nic 500 points.
Special bonuses: an extra 200 points if you get Kennedy coming out of a donut shop.
an extra 1,000 points if you tag all seven Kennedy kids.
An extra 500 points if you get Vinny Zito or tag one of Brannon’s supporters (there are so few).
An extra an extra 1,000 points if you get Larry Spencer’s car in the impound yard.
An extra 1,000 points if you tag a Habitat for Humanity board member, err conspirator.
If you can hit DFO at his desk blogging 5,000 points.
Question: Did Joker get the scoring system down right?
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