Too polite, too tanned and too magnetic

In this CareerBuilder.com survey, managers listed the strangest complaints they received from employees about their coworkers: http://www.careerbuilder.com/share/aboutus/pressreleasesdetail.aspx?id=pr516&sd=8%2f12%2f2009&ed=12%2f31%2f2009&siteid=cbpr&sc_cmp1=cb_pr516 _

Complaints include

• Employee has big hair.
• Employee eats all the good cookies.
• Employee’s aura is wrong.
• Employee smells like road ramps.
• Employee wants to check a co-worker for ticks.
• Employee has bells on her shoes and it’s not the holidays.
• Co-worker reminded the employee too much of Bambi.
  

What does a road ramp smell like? Is working with Bambi a bad thing?
Any complaints you’d care to add?