OTV: We Want A Fashion Report

OrangeTV: Anyway, I thought about attending this, but it conflicts with Karaoke night and I gotta keep my priorities straight, y’know. DFO, I expect a full mayoral fashion report, as usual.

DFO: I can guess how some of them will be dressed now, before the red carpet. Her Sandiness will be looking fierce, Cruella d’Ville ‘do and mebbe that jean jacket w/rhinestones. Woody will have the golden locks flowing. The Former HBOer Known As DanG will be wearing some sort of red power tie and trying to look as Republican as possible. Deanna will be wearing a nervous smile. MikeK will have a worried look because he’ll have a full bladder and he knows he can’t run back and forth for coffee during the debate. Dunno about Jim Brannon, Steve Adams, or Joe Kunka. Brannon will be there, right?

Question: Any other thoughts on the candidates’ appearance later today?