CH: Scariest HBOer Of All?

CindyH: I’d like to see a ranking of the scariest individuals on HBO. For instance, Phaedrus with his horrifying command of HBO archives has got me shaking in my boots. And Sis uses really BIG words and is prone to make rational arguements. Pretty scary. Then there’s DFO with the whole cooler and all. I’ve got claustrophobia and a pretty serious styrofoam allergy. That cooler is darn intimidating. (Plus, I’m sure there’s forgotten individuals in there that I don’t really want to me locked up with— know what I mean?) But Bent? Scary? Seriously? That’s like saying Stickman is scary or JeanieS is intimidating. (Sorry, if you had dreams of big-badness, Bent).

Question: Who’s currently the scariest HBO commenting regular of them all?