Shrinking County Clerk Visits HBO

The incredibly shrinking county clerk dropped by HBO Central a few minutes ago to say that he’s feeling fine five weeks after stomach bypass surgery. Dan of the County told your Huckleberry Hound that he’s lost 70 pounds since topping out at 255. He wants to lose about 30-35 more because he has been told that bypass patients usually add 15 pounds back on. He wants to stabilize at his old high school wrestling weight of 160.