What Really Caused CindyH’s Tumble?

“Hucksters may be sick of hearing about my fall by Monday,” e-mails CindyH. “but since Stickman asked for some stories to go with my new avatar, I thought I’d offer a few possibilities.” The “true” story is:

• I’ve been forced to take up cage (or Kage) fighting to supplement my freelance earnings.
• I got a little too enthusiastic during the Football Mom’s meeting and decided to reenact a tackle from last week’s game.
• My editor decided to trim his correspondent budget by throwing me under a bus.
• A Boisean firefighter winked at me and I walked into a lamp post.
• I get sick of a certain Huckster’s cougar comments. He looks worse than I do.
• I tripped on a crack in the sidewalk.

Question: Which alternative do you think really happened? Also, feel free to add other alternatives?