Crump: Tool Deficit Disorder?

How can a guy have 17 slotted screwdrivers and no Phillips? Happened to me during a recent home-improvement project, but then again that sort of thing befalls me all the time. See, tools flee from me like first-graders from syringe-wielding doctors. Home Depot stock earned 66 cents a share in the second quarter of the current fiscal year. That’s largely my doing. I visit so often, I have valet parking. For years, I thought there must be a logical explanation for my ongoing tool deficit. My stepdaughters must be giving away hammers and nail-guns to their friends, I reasoned. Then there was the regrettable incident of the screwdriver rack in the laundry room/ Steve Crump , Twin Falls Times-News. More here .

Question: Are you handy with a screw driver and other tools around the house?