David: A Love Note … ?

Here is an anonymous note (David Laird/Community Comment) received this morning:

I will seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for  mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I’m finished
with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days..

All my love,

The Flu

David Laird/Community Comment: Now get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!