APhoto Of The Day — 8.11.10

New Beginnings  Church members leave after services while Foxhole strip club dancers  protest in front of the New Beginnings  Church in Warsaw, Ohio, Sunday. A central Ohio strip club owner who grew tired of a  church’s  protests outside his club is leading his own  protests of the  church with the help of some of his club’s bikini-clad dancers. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Columbus Dispatch, Kyle Robertson)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Pastor: “You girls need to get to know our Lord…”
  Bambi: “We do. We even call him by name: Andy”
  Pastor: “The Lord’s name isn’t ‘Andy’, you idiots”.
  Bambi: “Yes, it is, you know, from the song, stupid: ‘Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me…’” — JohnA.
  
• 2. Chuck tried not to look her way as he exited the building, because only Desiree knew why he was unable to tithe his usual 10 percent when the plate passed that morning — Brent Andrews.
• 3. Stripper, talking to the others; “When Pastor Lyons invited us to church services the other day, I didn’t realize that we wouldn’t be able to get in until after church services” — Kage Mann.
• HM: CoeurGenX