Mike: Jack Sensitive Re: ‘Pirates’

On Facebook, Councilman Mike Kennedy tells of a new family euphemism for part of the male anatony. It all started when Jack, 3, declared: “Don’t touch my pirates!” after his little brother accidentally “hit him in the part of the anatomy that makes all men cringe,” according to his father. He meant to say “privates,” of course. But, pop says, “I like his new word better.”

Question: Do you have any funny family euphemisms?