Joker: Larry Spencer drinking game

Joker on December 23 at 10:04 p.m.

In the spirit of holidays, I have invented the Larry Spencer drinking game. If Larry appears in a news story claiming somebody broke the rules or law, down a shot.

If a newspaper publishes a Larry Spencer letter to the editor or opinion piece that alleges corruption by the establishment, down a glass of wine or beer.

If Larry Spencer sends out a press release that promises to bring down the system, chug three beers.

If Larry Spencer files a lawsuit against a government entity, down five shots of vodka.

If Larry Spencer mistakes the facts, lies or distorts the truth online, slip yourself a mickey and pray you don’t wake up in front of the Kroc Center naked.

Please feel free to add more rules to the Larry Spencer drinking game.