Fabulocity: Tonsil Hockey On 8 Wheels

We were the only group that included skaters over the age of 20. The rink was infested with hormone-heavy middle schoolers (and a few horny highschoolers). I couldn’t believe all the tonsil hockey going down. Gag. I don’t think I’d want Kegan going there without a pre-emptive shot of penicillin. That place is a den of 8-wheel debauchery. The DJ played only one song from back in the day – Journey’s Faithfully – to which Eric and I clasped hands and swooned. Otherwise it was all semi-current stuff you hear in the meat markets – Sir Mix-A-Lot, Rihanna, Beyonce, Black Eyed Peas, Pitbull and Lady Gaga … you know, all the latest crunk hits/Tricia Jo Webster , Fabulocity. More here .

Question: When did you last go skating? Or: When did you last go somewhere that made you feel like an old fogey?