‘Eclipse’: High school vampire flick

Spent not quite two hours this afternoon seeing “Eclipse.” And here is where you would expect me to list a few would-be clever quips about how what a waste of time it was, etc., etc. But, really, what would be the point?

After seeing the second part of the trilogy (a two-film adaptation of the fourth novel is due in 2011/2012) on an airplane, and mistaking it for a comedy, I approached “Eclipse” with muted expectations. And I’ll say this much: I ended up liking it somewhere between “Sex and the City 2” and “The Last Airbender.”

Yeah, that much.

If you want to go and aren’t sure how you’re going to react, follow my advice: Access your inner high-school sophomore. Can’t miss.