Cindy: Lost Without A Woman’s Touch

As you probably know, Cindy sequestered herself in a North Idaho hideout while working on her book. Upon returning home, she encountered irrefutable evidence that the 5 males in the household were somewhat lost without a woman’s influence. For example (via Facebook), Cindy suspects her “eating at the table only” rule was violated repeatedly in her absence. The evidence? Only one dirty place mat in the laundry. There’s usually at least 10, according to Cindy. Who also suspects the “no television- no scratching of private parts- no belching or farting during meals” rules have been broken. Quoth Cindy: “Without the presence of a woman men tend to revert to their pre-housebroken condition.” What do you think?

Question: Are males really so helpless that they revert to a “Lord of the Flies” environment when females aren’t around to coax out our gentler sides?