APhoto Of The Day — 3.22.10

White whales perform synchronized swimming with trainers during a show at the Hakkeijima Sea Paradise aquarium-amusement park complex in Yokohama, Japan, recently. You write the cutline (AP Photo/Itsuo Inouye)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. When PETA complained that the trainers should have used a less-endangered mammal, they said that while they mistook the whales for dolphins, but they didn’t do it on porpoise — John Austin.
• 2. I small group from the Starship Enterprise was mistakenly teleported into the Arctic Ocean and was quickly frozen into the shape of a snowflake — CoeurGenX.
• 3. Trainers audition for a job at Sea World — Phaedrus.
• HM: Cabbage Boy