APhoto Of The Day — 11.24.10

A TSA officer searches a traveler in a wheelchair at security check point at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport in Bloomington, Minn., today. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Craig Lassig)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. At MSP, pat-downs and nakey-scans are only the half of it. Agents stationed in checkpoints at the restrooms measure each traveller’s “wide stance” — Lizard People.
• 2. The TSA manual for gate raping invalids requires them to make sure they check her colostomy and remove her wig. After a three year $12 billion study they dropped the requirement that they stand for frisking — Sisyphus.
• 3. Abdul Khalid Jihadi contemplates his worthy investment of $500 for the Old American Tourist Lady disguise he bought on eBay, replete with underarm grenade pouches — DanG.
• HM: Eddie, Herb, Nic, JohnA … all good today.