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Bloggy: ‘I Don’t ‘Hate’ Hate Teabaggers’

Mr. Bloggy: I don’t *hate* hate the teabaggers, but I find them to be mindless cattle mooing and tail switching their dumb selves to the muddy banks of Lake Stupid where they plop their big thick dumb tongues into the tea colored water and slurp the stupid up for hours and hours. Who needs them? Not me. I’m about an America that thinks for itself, that doesn’t join cult-like, fly-by-night, sheeple collectives pining for an irrelevant past and couching their herd-like racism in deep grass fields of separatism. They are mostly old retired white folks - RV owners who howl when they gotta pay the registration tabs, howl when they gotta pay property taxes on the home they’ve owned for 30 years, and care less than nothing about poverty (except overstated barking paranoia about how the gummint wants ALL THEIR MONEY), about the disabled, the unemployable, the mentally ill, etc, etc. More below.

Question: You thoughts on the Tea Party as we approach the 2010 general election?

We are seeing the ugly corroded tip of the baby boom spear of narcissism. It was almost cute when they were wearing tie-dye in 67 with flowers in their hair, less than cute slogging thru the Me Decade of the 70s, and completely vomit-inducing now as they age gracelessly into hateful stupid cattle, only caring about themselves and their double and triple dipped retirements/pensions, their medicare, their fear of people of other colors. The baby boomers grow more monstrous in their white hate and self indulgent preoccupation with taxes AND SOCIALISM. And they pull a few calves into their big smelly mewling herds, joining the fat and stupid old cattle call to irrelevancy.

Who hates cows and steers mooing endlessly in their teabag fields forever as the cars and trucks of real America blast by on the freeways, little kids saying “mom, dad look at all them dumb cows!”

Not me. I just roll up the windows in my pickup so I can’t smell em.

* This story was originally published as a post from the blog "Huckleberries Online." Read all stories from this blog