Eman: ‘Splainin’ Loss Of Wedding Ring

Eman: Ya know Dave, last night while watching my beloved Giants destroy the Cowboys I noticed that my wedding ring was missing. Same situation, only had been to a couple of places but it vanished. I never take it off, for the last 20 years, the only time was for baseball in case I got hit on the hands. Seems this time of year with cooler weather it does get loose and dry. Damn thing must have glided off. Ever happen to any of you guys? Needless to say I had a lot of “splainin’” to do to my wife.

Question: I took my wedding ring off for the first time in years a week or so ago when something in the garden bit me on the finger. I didn’t want my finger to swell an cause a problem with the ring. When did you last take your wedding ring off?