Jimmy-Mac: Clowns Scare Me

JimmyMac: Hate ‘em. They scare the batcrap outta me. Omly thing worse-midget clowns. I had a quartet of older gentlemen show up at my wife’s old office with roses to serenade her one Valentine’s Day. She was utterly embarrassed to no end and swore revenge. On my birthday a year later the weirdest, wickedest singing clown showed up at my office. Freaked me out. Thank goodness she couldn’t find a midget clown.

Question: What scares the batcrap out of you?