Toad: Real Men Enjoy Symphonies

Toadman: Can a real man not weep at a film or a symphony? Can a real man not enjoy quiche and a nice baby greens salad? Can a real man not sing his infant softly to sleep? Can a real man not show fear and weakness?

DFO: I read poetry.

Question (for “real men”): What do you do that might cause other “real men” to question your “real manness”?