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Bloggy: Please Don’t Feed Moose

Mr. Bloggy: Please don’t feed the moose. They will lose their natural ability to catch spider monkeys with their antlers and pick acorns out of oak trees with their ungulate hooves. Once that happens they become derelicts, fighting over petunias and kittens and whatever crap they can kick up. Ever been to Anchorage? The moose gangs have made many parts completely unsafe to travel in after dark. They own the streets. The mean streets.

Question: Can you think of other reasons why it might be a good idea not to feed the moose & other big-game animals?

* This story was originally published as a post from the blog "Huckleberries Online." Read all stories from this blog