Fashion: OpenCDA Dresses Casual

From Hucks Online fashion police: “OpenCDA crowd must have circulated a memo to dress down for court.

• Larry Spencer: Has ditched the suit and has opted for casual Friday with Levis, a white button down shirt and brown belt.  The two toned brown leather boat shoes are still a nice touch.  The Superman curl is also perfectly in place — unsure if stiff hair gel from yesterday was reapplied today.  To quote Sue Sylvester from Glee, “There is so much hair product, I could season Asian cookery just by rubbing a wok on your head.” Regardless, he wears Casual Friday well.
• Mary Souza: Sporting Mom Jeans and a tan corduroy jacket.  Mary’s hair is never out of place and she is always perfectly coiffed.
• Gary Ingram: light blue jeans, white cross trainer tennis shoes and a striped sweatshirt.  Extra comfy for the nod off naps he is known for.
• Mr. Seward: still wearing his blue nylon jacket.  It must be his lucky jacket because he wears it often.
• Dan Gookin: Blue jeans, burgundy shirt and his usual brown barn jacket.  I hear he’s good with computers.  And it shows.
• Bill McCrory: didn’t get the dress down memo.  He is looking very dapper in a dark suit as one would expect of a former federal man.
• Jim Brannon: wearing a taupe-colored suit.  This is in his clothing rotation as it has appeared in debates, the paper and maybe once before during trial this week.
• Matt Kelso: wears a white button down shirt with tight sleeves.  He rolls up these sleeves neatly and above the elbow as if he is about to start shoveling something.  His hot pink tie is youthful.
• Starr Kelso: Adorned with a bedizened tie that is ornately garish.  It is deep burgundy with posibly two yellow Labrador retrievers and white graphics.  Or the animal may possibly be a cheetah.  Since the eyes are glazed over on this fifth day of trial, it is hard to decipher. It has been noted by this author that both Kelso men may tie their ties a little short.