APhoto Of The Day — 9.20.10

Paris Hilton, left, waits for her hearing to start in county court with her attorney David Chesnoff to plead guilty to reduced charges in her August cocaine arrest this morning in Las Vegas. Under the terms of a plea deal worked out with prosecutors, the heiress will serve a year of probation and avoid a felony conviction. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Julie Jacobson)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Chesney focuses like a laser on the chair in front of him: “Must concentrate! Must not look at cleavage. Must not get distracted. Guilty? Not Guilty? Great Jesus I’m Paris Hilton’s lawyer!” while Paris looks down and thinks, “I need to call my surgeon, the right one needs a recharge when I get back to Beverly Hills” — Sisyphus.
• 2. Paris Hilton demonstrates how to win courts cases: show cleavage. Jim Brannon, please do not copy her strategy — Nic.
  
• 3. In a rare video in which Ms. Hilton is caught with her clothes ON, she suddenly awakes and shrieks out loud, thinking the judge declared that because her felony was reduced she would ‘mis de wiener’ — JohnA.
  
• HM: Moscow Minidoka & Soaf