Cops Get Warrant To Search Rectum

Listed high among the jobs I’d least like to do would be the one of jailer checking a prisoner’s hind quarters for contraband. As reported in the Seattle Weekly blog recently, Spokane police had to obtain a search warrant to check a prisoner’s posterior after a jailer noticed that the arrested man was clenching his buttocks fairly tightly. “Thinking he might have slipped something into a spot where others dare not look, the jailer asked to man to bend over, spread his butt cheeks and cough,” blogger Caleb Hannon wrote. Ultimately, police took the 31YO man to a local hospital, where he was thoroughly examined. The search came up empty. You can read all about it here .

Question: What job would you least like to do?