Stickman: Resort Floaters Litter Lake

Stickman: If anyone is the scofflaw here, it would be the owner of the golf course himself for littering. Walkabout says conservatively that hundreds of floaters as they are called wash up along the shores all over the lake and especially Sanders Beach and Tubbs Hill. I had over 1000 just from this past spring, and I doubt I am the only one that has them. So thousands would be more like it. Walkabout collected most of them and I would have to consider them litter. I have many left in my carport at this minute if anyone would like them for souvenirs or just whatever. One of my fantasies if I had any money would be to hire a helicopter and drop them all on the floating green or maybe just in the middle of the course during a tournament. Wishful dreaming, but I have to find some use for them. But that would be littering, so I wouldn’t think of it.

Question: What should Stickman do with all those Coeur d’Alene Resort golf balls that Walkabout picks up as litter that has floated from Floating Green area?