Brent: Cops Aren’t Need For Most Calls

Brent Andrews: With the exception of the calls at 4:55 — relating to gunfire — and perhaps 5:48 — a fire department issue, obviously — all of these (Scanner Traffic items) seem like nothing to bother the government about. I find it ironic that folks will say ‘we want smaller government, we want the government to spend less money,’ but then they will call the government to respond to a couple of dogs chasing cars behind a smoke-shop, or a tree fallen in the woods, or spinstress sexual imaginings. Do we want a government large enough to respond to every chasing dog, every fallen tree, every neighbor with a penchant for plastic and wire?

Question: What types of Scanner Traffic items cause you to shake your head?