Cabin Fever Is Setting In

OK, I’m beginning to show signs of advanced cabin fever. The snow on the lavender this morning was a bit over-the top. On my Twitter account, I suggested a possible way to appease the weather gods and boost temperatures north of 60 degrees, so we can get on with the best part of life in the Inland Northwest — sacrifice one of the weather forecasters in the Spokane TV market (I’d better add a smiley-face here for anyone who is humor-impaired). We might have to travel a ways to find a volcano. Then, there’s the issue of which forecaster would most likely appease the gods. Any idea?

Question: To end this winter without end amen, which Spokane TV forecaster should be offered up to a volcano, to appease the gods?