When Religionists Come Knocking

A Facebook Friend writes: “Hmmm … Just stopped by the house and was shocked to have a couple Jehovah Witnesses drive down my long driveway to come preach to me when I am in a rush. Maybe a gate IS a good idea … If you are offended … sorry … I’ll send a couple Catholics to get you!

Question: How do you handle religious missionaries at your doorstep?