INW Headlines — 8.31.11

How bad are the Seattle Mariners this year? Their most popular player, “Larry Bernandez,” isn’t a real person. Above, Seattle Mariners pitcher Felix Hernandez, in his role as “Larry Bernandez,” surprises fans by handing out bobblehead likenesses of his character before a baseball game against the Chicago White Sox, Saturday in Seattle. Story here . (AP Photo/Elaine Thompson) H/T: Orbusmax.

• Cartoons: If only hurricanes were more precise /David Horsey, Seattle P-I
• Convicted felon pleads guilty to shooting Jerome cop /Bradley Guire, TFTN
• Man’s body found in Snake River near Lewiston ramp /Lewiston Tribune
• Montana’s Rehberg, Tester clash over wolf issue /Mike Dennison, Gazette
• Rangers have potential lead on missing Glacier hiker /Associated Press
• UMontana shooting was an accident /Chelsi Moi & Gwen Florio, Missoulian
• Montana State could be done with ‘money games’ /Associated Press
• Bitterroot hunt could halve Montana wolf population /Perry Backus, Ravalli Republic
• Orbusmax Special: University of Oregon makes Top 10 “horniest” list here

Question: Do you have any Seattle Mariner bobblehead dolls? Which one(s)?