High Noon: When ‘Waffles’ Had Babies

Mike Kennedy offers this highlight from the Preschool Nativity Christmas Pageant Tuesday night: “Kindergartener playing Joseph gets nervous about his first lines such that he utters his first sentence to the innkeeper loudly, clearly, and very, very rapidly, sounding just like: ‘My waffle’s having a baby.’ Actual words repeated again in a calmer take two: ‘My wife will be having a baby.’”

Question: Anyone else with a cute kid story for the Christmas holidays?