Laser Hair Removal Or Colonics?

On her Facebook site, Cindy Hval writes that she has been given a choice for a topic that will appear in the upcoming issue of Prime Magazine — laser hair removal or colonics. The article, sez Cindy, requires first-person experience. So she chose (drum roll, please) laser hair removal. Then, she adds: “Don’t ask.”

Question Which would you choose if you were in Cindy’s shoes — laser hair removal or colonics?