Special Occasion Sans Song & Dance

On her Facebook wall, Cindy writes: “So when I called Wild Sage to make reservations they asked if it was a special occasion. I said, “Yes, it’s my husband’s birthday.” “Wonderful,” they said. “We’ll have a little gift ready for him but we don’t do an emabarassing song or dance.” “No problem,” says I. “I’ll take care of that part.”

Question: Do any of you consider those Happy Birthday songs and dances that some businesses do for diners to be fun?