Crump: When Lingerie Wanders

We have a small security problem at our house. His name is Henry. Henry is a 2-year-old Shih Tzu, and he’s an underwear thief. There are double dog doors on our premises — one leading from the kitchen to the garage and a second from the garage to the back yard — and at any given moment you might follow a trail of tightie-whities out to the garden and into the high school football field beyond. And it’s not my underwear. This is a source of enormous embarrassment to my wife, especially since Henry is prone to retrieving missing knickers at unsocial moments. The dishwasher repair guy was in the kitchen the other day, and Henry came sashaying through the dog door and dropped a pair of panties at his feet/ Steve Crump , Twin Falls Times-News. More here .

Question: Has your pets ever embarrassed you?