“Moving at the Speed of Hillyard”

There is some conversation this morning about a new slogan for Hillyard. An old bumper sticker full of misspellings (on purpose) is still around. It reads something like: “I’m from Hillyard an I voat”.
One new slogan suggested is:
“Moving at the Speed of Hillyard”

What do you all think? Good? Bad? Suggestions for another slogan? Please leave them here.