Marc: Edward/Bella Can’t Match Buffy

Marc Stewart: “It’s too bad they can’t have Buffy the Vampire Slayer show up in Breaking Dawn film that has much of the pre-teen and middle aged population in full freak out mode. Buffy would drive a big old stake in Edward and Bella’s overacted hearts. Yeah, I’d pay to see that one.”

Question: Who’s a better vampire slayer — Van Helsing or Buffy? Defend your answer.