How Do You Approach Xmas Shopping?

SR colleague Paul Turner asks his Slice print readers to identify their approach to the looming shopping frenzy: A) “I believe it is my task to personally revive our sluggish economy.” B) “I intend to look for bargains on all sorts of utterly unnecessary imported junk.” C) “There’s nothing like joyless crowds pushing and shoving in the discount electronics aisle to get me in the spirit of the season.” D) “Surgical strikes.” E) “I’m more in tune with the Advent calendar than with the whole concept of door-busting Black Friday blowouts.” F) “I’ll be looking for stores that open at 3 a.m. on Thanksgiving Day.” G) “I need to start early because by Pearl Harbor Day tinny Christmas music playing in stores makes me want to harm myself and others.” H) “First, I’m going to try to establish the run.” I) Other. Full Slice column here. (AP file photo)

Question: Well, which of the above describes your approach to the “looming shopping frenzy”?