Cindy Sings Press Release Blues

Cindy’s on the war path re: meaningless press releases swirling around newsrooms as the holiday nears. She was set off by one this morning from the International Parking Institute. Among its 10 recommendations :

• Exercise Caution When Backing Out.
• Obey the Law.
• Keep Your Headlights On.
• Get Your Exercise.
• Follow Etiquette Basics.

And this one from a company pushing “SurvivalStraps”: “Even the manliest of men’s men can be caught unawares when an unusual situation arises. Whether it is unexpectedly damaged gear like a broken shoe lace, snapped computer bag strap, or a more life-threatening emergency like a serious cut that requires a tourniquet, a new wearable “emergency kit” called SurvivalStraps holds the solution.”

Question: Are you a manly man?