High Noon: Monday, Monday …

Here’s how SR Senior Editor Geoff Pinnock described his Monday yesterday: “When the cream-cheese bagel lands face-down on the floor (cue the sad trombone) …”

DFO: I had something similar happen this week. I was pulling a ha-huge rotten tomato from a stubborn vine. The vine broke with such torque that the tomato guts sprayed all over the leg of a just-washed pair of pants. Made me think of Garrison Keiller’s “Tomato Butt” Lake Wobegon monologue.

Question: What illustration would you use to sum up your Monday yesterday?