Kevin: Always Time For Dessert

Preparing for a possible Rapture today, former SR buddy Kevin Taylor was cleaning house — “just in case the Lord values neatness” — when he found a typewritten note from a “certain 10-year-old.” He calls it his “personal Rapture moment.” The note read:

“Dear DdD, Iam afraid that you have not been giving me the right amount of sweets and candy latley. If you don’t start giving me the right amount agin (and right away!) I shall perish from “Lack of sweets disorientation”. So I suggest you start right now by giving me some turtle ice cream! scincerly, nora taylor!!!”

Question (from Kevin): If the Rapture’s coming, should you eat dessert first? What notes from kids have you saved?