APhoto Of The Day — 10.28.11

Earlier today, hippos seem to express appreciation for the carved pumpkins offered them at the “Bioparco” in Rome. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/Rome’s Bio-park press office, HO)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. Behold the hippopotamus./It’s ugly from lips to its bottom-ous./They see their control/Are from needles on hold./‘So, we’ll eat ‘til they hypo the lot of us.’ — JohnA.
• 2. Citing lagging sales, Hasbro announces the launch of Hungry, Hungry Hippos reality TV show debuting on Halloween. Next up, turkey farms — Powder Farmer.
• 3. (tie) “My, what big teeth you have!” thinks Jack Pumpkinhead — Gary Rhoads, and: Wall Street Banksters awaiting their bonus — Sisyphus.
• HM: CoeurGenX & JeanieSpokane