APhoto Of The Day — 9.16.11

Peter Glazebrook from Newark, England holds his record breaking giant onion that weighed in at 8.150kg in the heaviest onion competition to claim a place in the Guinness book of World Records at the Harrogate, England Autumn flower show earlier today. You write the cutline. (AP Photo/John Giles/PA Wire)

Top Cutlines:

• 1. After falling from the truck on the way to the competition, Peter is sad when doctors tell him his onion will survive but will likely always be a vegetable — JohnA.
• 2. Mr. Glazebrook offers Gulliver a green onion as a peace offering from Lilliput — No Comment.
• 3. Glazebrook later went to see the doctor about a bothersome onion-ringing in his ear — Idaho Dad.
• HM: Gary D. Rhodes