Nic: 200 Words For Mary & Recallers

Nic offers 200 words re: what CAVErs should put on ballot as reason to try to recall Mayor Sandi Bloem and the hard-working half of the City Council: “We want to recall the bad people because don’t like them. They hate our park. Our sacred park. They called us fat. Steve Adams is a good man. We like Twinkies and unused baseball diamonds. If they ruin the park, where will Jim Brannon go to make announcements? We’re the best. We speak for all of Coeur d’Alene. People that don’t agree with us are illegal voters. Larry Spenser can prove it. Incumbents are dirty. And evil. Their souls are buried under the Krock Center. Eat at Fedoras! We like Dan Gookin and thank him for his unwavering support. Ronald Reagan was the greatest American that ever lived. So was Duane Hagadone. Down with the education corridor! Coeur d’Alene was a better place when it was a dead-end logging town. Mike Kennedy is a communist. Keep your government hands off my Medicaid. Taxes are tools of the devil. So is rock and roll music. Mudge and Milly are nothing more than more than cultist symbols intended to indoctrinate children. We know because of the ganesha statue downtown. The pagan city council allowed that Godless display to infect our town. Get rid of the dead weight - no more Corrupt d’Alene!”

Question: Anyone else want to help Mary, Frank Orzell and the Recallers with wording for their petition paperwork?