Eman: I Check Everybody Out

Eman: Funny thing is, I check everybody out. I look, glance, even stare, equally at folks from supermodels of both sexes to the creatures that roam the hallowed aisles of Wal-Mart,in actuality, I tend to re-gawk more at the more odd “creatures of love” than the more balanced featured humans. I saw a fellow at the airport last week who was the spitting image of Captain Kangaroo, I gawked. I noticed the other day seeing Larry Spencer putting up signs that he is indeed the Bazaroo world equivalent of Clark Kent, I gawked, and yes I saw a woman who’s features were so balanced and was so graceful that I stopped trying to look at her out of the corner of my eye and just gawked. In light of that, which one of those do I deserve an elbow from my wife? The woman of course but I truly wasn’t looking at her for sexual reasons as I was just stunned by the creation.
Truth is, if you get an elbow from your mate for gawking then, your relationship has bigger issues.

Question: Do you enjoy people watching?