Cindy: Mitt Shoulda Picked Me

Cindy comments: Was really disappointed I didn’t get the nod. Romney should have picked me because:

• 1. I can’t see Russia from here, but I think I see Idaho.
• 2. I have 4 sons, which is kind of like 5, but not quite. I guess I could have another.
• 3. Like, Ann, I too didn’t have a real job and was an at-home mom for 16 years. I still don’t have a real job. I’m a writer.
• 4. Ryan is cute and all but I definitely look better in pink lipstick.
• 5. Ryan may tout a flashy budget plan, but I can feed a family of six for a week on couple pounds of ground beef, a can of beans and some rice.

Question: Can you think of any reason why you might have been a better vice presidential pick than Paul Ryan?