High Noon: Favorite gift

This little gem is my favorite Christmas gift this year. It features brilliant poems, like this one:

This is My Chair

This is my chair

This is my couch

This is my bed

This is my bench

This is my chaise

This is my settee

This is my footstool

These are my rugs

Everywhere is my place to sleep

Perhaps you should just get a hotel room

What was your favorite gift given or received this Christmas?