Superman’s Paper Doing Too Well?

Frustrated fans of the Superman comic book said Monday the continued financial stability and cultural relevance of the series’ Daily Planet newspaper is now the most unrealistic part of its universe and an annoying distraction that has ruined their reading experience. While they acknowledged that enjoying the adventures of a superhero who can fly, lift a bus over his head, and shoot beams of intense heat from his eyes requires some suspension of disbelief, longtime fans told reporters they simply could not accept a daily metropolitan newspaper still thriving in the media landscape of 2012/ The Onion (Comics issue). More here. (Wikipedia photo)

Question: What should Clark Kent do to get by, if he’s laid off from his newspaper job at the Daily Planet?