Clark: Sleep Deprivation Affects Us

A shocking national study last April revealed that 41million American workers suffer from a lack of sleep. Nobody paid attention to this shocking study, however, due to all the other shocking studies warning that Americans (a) are fatter than pregnant walruses (b) eat junk foods filled with dead bugs and rat poison and (c) can get cancer by going outside for more than a minute. I suspect al-Qaida terrorists are actually behind these so-called scientific studies, releasing them day after day in an attempt to turn us into a nation of drooling neurotics. Much to my surprise, however, the findings about America’s sleepless workforce appear to be valid. At the very least, sleep deprivation is affecting the quality of our local car burglars. Jason D. Hill (pictured), for example/ Doug Clark , SR. More here.

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Question: Have you ever fallen asleep at work? School? Church?