OTV: Beware IM ‘Spandex Zombies’

OrangeTV: This thread feels a little like now there’s no recall to bicker about anymore so let’s work out our leftover angst by having a pissing match about something utterly random and unimportant. Get outside and enjoy the sun today, kids, before the fabulous spandex zombies take over our streets this weekend! Forget gangs, the Ironman hordes are the real threat of the moment! (Not really, I appreciate Ironman, just makes it a little hard to get around for a few days when you live downtown…)

Question: Please report any close encounters with Ironman “spandex zombies” over next few days.