Tuesday Video: Thank you Hollywood for destroying my childhood

“Unless someone like you…cares a whole awful lot…nothing is going to get better…It’s not.” - The Lorax

I grew up loving The Lorax by Dr. Suess. Explains a lot, eh?

Dr. Seuss, speaking through the Lorax, warned against the dangers of progress and what it held for the environment. He was an observer. He chronicled what happened. He was sad. But the new Hollywood adapation gets it wrong. (Spoiler alert!) The new film has pratfalling, Danny DeVito, and rainbow vomit animation.

It gets worse! Now The Lorax is selling cars!

I just want to un-see all of this.