Mention: Rumor has it

It seems Mary Souza isn’t the only one “hearing things” about proposed changes to the Lake City. Commenter Mention reports what he’s “heard” below. Insert winky face here.

Mention on Mary sees DANGER ahead on May 23 at 1:02 a.m.

I hear that the LCDC, who secretly owns the Kroc Center, is going to secretly mortgage the Kroc Center to the hilt. They are going to take this money, along with 636 million tax payer dollars, and build a playground for the “Elite” on what is now Tubbs Hill. It will be named the Tubbs and Krockett Country Club.

It will feature an 18 hole golf course, complete with 6 floating greens, and two underwater holes. There will be two Polo fields, and adjacent stables. A private vote is currently being held to decide on the number of Badminton, Jai Alai, Cricket, and Bocci Ball (Of Course!) courts.

There will be an indoor ski slope (who has time to drive to Kellogg?), a six acre infinity pool, topiary gardens, and a heliport.

No word on if any railings will be installed.

Underwater golf sounds cool.